You Want What?

So once again, I'm not getting quality messages. It happens. I'm too busy with my new career to really worry about dating, so updates will probably be sporadic. Oh and getting dumped by the guy I was seeing also hasn't helped my mood.

This message rolled in shortly after I added this to my profile -

To be blunt - I don't want to talk about your penis.  I don't care if your penis falls off and is consumed by a wombat.

The message:

Hi, how are you? I'm looking for a 3rd to join me and a girl I'm seeing for a bit of fun. If that's something you might be interested in, cool - just tell me what you'd like to know. I'm hoping the prospect of both a penis and a vagina is more tempting than just a penis alone.  

-facepalm- 

Polyamory =/= Polygamy

This little beauty rolled in a few days ago.

"wow, powerful profile, believe me, you kind of profile screens away 98% of guys. that is wonderful. I love your idea of polygamy because it is the real definition of freedom and equality. I love making friends with people value freedom. Talking to ladies with the ideal of getting laid in mind only ends up in depression. I love to hang out with mature ladies and ideals and experience. I hope you take me as a real friend."

Let's go make friends with Merriam-Webster, shall we?

poly-am-ory noun: the state or practice of having more than one open romantic relationship at a time

po-lyg-a-my noun: the state or practice of being married to more than one person at the same time

Just a wee bit of a difference there, yes? I reread my profile and I do state that I'm polyamorous. I couldn't help myself and replied to this guy, I just couldn't help myself. You wanna know what I said, right?

"I'm sorry, I'm not a Mormon."

Who Could Ask for Anything More?

So my normal site for these trolls has actually stopped allowing for message titles, or at least doesn't automatically put in (No Subject) any more, so I'll have to start getting witty here with naming these messages. Watch out, it could get dangerous.

In happy news, I'm actually sorta seeing someone currently that I guess could count as meeting off of a dating site. We actually met at my old work and then I stumbled upon his profile. Go figure, right?

But onto what you're actually here for.

"Once you go black you never go back?? Ok, not that originial...How's it going tonight?
So your profile was cool up until I read you liked the Other Boleyn Girl....why?????!"

Right, so you think your race will get you laid and that I'll eventually leave you for someone else of your race. Fail, though you did have some points until you decided to get out of control about my choice of literature/movies. Never ask a girl why she likes a chick flick.

I'm digging through my inbox trying to find stuff actually worthy of reading. Mediocre really just doesn't cut it with me.