Be Very Quiet, It's Troll Season!

Hi, I'm Tig. I'll be your hostess.

What you're reading the beginning of is my personal encounters in the world of internet dating. I wish I could say that I was making up some of these messages, but I assure you, these are actual messages sent to me by actual users. These are messages sent by trolls.  Now I don't mean the cute and cuddly trolls of mythology or 1990s children's toy. I'm talking about individuals who obviously have copied and pasted the same message over and over again, have bad social graces, or are just dumb.  These are the "Hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" pick up line artists of the internet.

Ever since I started receiving these messages three years ago, I've read or passed them on to friends, and with their coaxing, this blog is born.

Why am I doing this? For laughs, for others to know that it's not just them dealing with these morons who fill up our inboxes and make us want to give up on dating. If you don't have a sense of humor, you won't enjoy this. If you're easily offended, you won't enjoy this. Consider this the single girl's last stand against the wave of stupidity.

All names, both user and real, of trolls have been changed/hidden for their sake.

So sit back, relax, get a stiff drink, and by all means, enjoy.

Oh and just to give you a taste of the things to come, here's the troll message that this blog gets its name from:

"I know u say be honesty an save the bullshit I think u so sexy an I think I can eat your [censored] better than a female can I see that u bi I think I can change that this is crazy I never wrote nothin like this before I just think u so sexy its just something about got me going crazy"

'nuff said.